








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 386 | 17% |
| Smokes | 335 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 930 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 563 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $639,787 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cool Slice | 54% | 52 |
| #2 | Hatsib♡b | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | Ducki | 42% | 76 |
| #4 | sailE | 42% | 48 |
| #5 | Radio Mela | 40% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gunther | 13 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Ducki | 13 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Cool Slice | 12 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | sailE | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Hatsib♡b | 5 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gunther | 238 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | sailE | 135 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ducki | 93 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Cool Slice | 90 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hatsib♡b | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gunther | +7.27 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | Ducki | +7.10 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | sailE | +6.04 | 69 | 52 |
| #4 | Hatsib♡b | +4.38 | 55 | 65 |
| #5 | Cool Slice | +4.19 | 71 | 50 |





