








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 854 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1123 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 888 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 992 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $723,903 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flicko Mode | 53% | 77 |
| #2 | punjus | 50% | 40 |
| #3 | wunna | 50% | 68 |
| #4 | lunjus | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | Gunjoid | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Gunjoid | 47% | 17 |
| #6 | DPa1ms | 47% | 94 |
| #7 | < blank > | 44% | 151 |
| #8 | メMelvinTheDestroyer | 32% | 25 |
| #9 | mine_less2 | 30% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | 14 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | DPa1ms | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | mine_less2 | 9 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Flicko Mode | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | wunna | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | 235 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Flicko Mode | 147 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | DPa1ms | 91 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | メMelvinTheDestroyer | 66 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | lunjus | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | +3.67 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | Flicko Mode | +1.71 | 60 | 63 |
| #3 | Chef | +1.21 | 50 | 47 |
| #4 | punjus | +0.17 | 44 | 31 |
| #5 | DPa1ms | -1.03 | 53 | 36 |





