








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 414 matches | ||
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




302 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2485 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1306 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2542 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2231 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,476,203 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1896 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mental breakdance | +1.82 | 63 | 55 |
| #2 | SIMKA | +1.42 | 74 | 36 |
| #3 | purmasCS.PROCSGOSKINS | +1.20 | 69 | 53 |
| #4 | zart | +0.85 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | dir17 | +0.52 | 68 | 55 |





