








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2014 | 39% |
| Smokes | 731 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1372 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1058 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,772 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zart | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | -☣warblink☣ | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | -Batu | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | purmasCS.PROCSGOSKINS | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | 4xoy | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dir17 | 298 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | -Batu | 146 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | 【Jäger】 | 91 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | purmasCS.PROCSGOSKINS | 60 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lotus | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Batu | +3.01 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | Lotus | +2.61 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | mental breakdance | +2.30 | 68 | 55 |
| #4 | -☣warblink☣ | +1.68 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | zart | +1.29 | 68 | 61 |





