








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3521 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3540 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3451 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2423 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,064,130 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 815 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Cheto | 49% | 321 |
| #5 | Béla | 48% | 224 |
| #6 | LeGrig | 40% | 63 |
| #7 | Hubert Jenkins Reservoir II | 39% | 85 |
| #8 | McLovin | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheto | 470 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | Il_Balco | 368 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Béla | 304 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | LeGrig | 63 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | z | 57 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gustavo Fring | +2.96 | 56 | 58 |
| #2 | Il_Balco | +0.78 | 64 | 57 |
| #3 | Cheto | +0.71 | 59 | 42 |
| #4 | z | -0.12 | 81 | 41 |
| #5 | Béla | -1.30 | 30 | 42 |





