








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 482 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5763 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5572 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4845 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4768 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,589,299 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 927 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z | 58% | 79 |
| #2 | Béla | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | Gustavo Fring | 54% | 104 |
| #4 | Cheto | 53% | 129 |
| #5 | Dado02 | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Béla | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | Gustavo Fring | 54% | 104 |
| #4 | Cheto | 53% | 129 |
| #5 | Dado02 | 52% | 44 |
| #6 | Hubert Jenkins Reservoir II | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheto | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Gustavo Fring | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | z | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Hubert Jenkins Reservoir II | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gustavo Fring | 336 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Cheto | 258 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | z | 104 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Béla | 68 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hubert Jenkins Reservoir II | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gustavo Fring | +2.82 | 55 | 59 |
| #2 | Il_Balco | +1.91 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | z | +0.40 | 73 | 43 |
| #4 | Cheto | +0.30 | 58 | 46 |
| #5 | Béla | -1.37 | 26 | 40 |





