








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2087 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2732 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1291 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2259 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,484,107 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izolda | 30 | 0.0435 |
| #2 | cccuuu | 19 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | 未来はだめです | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | seth | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | W1z | 8 | 0.0147 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seth | +5.54 | 74 | 70 |
| #2 | cccuuu | +3.90 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | Gæmer | +0.91 | 47 | 50 |
| #4 | W1z | +0.21 | 67 | 48 |
| #5 | Izolda | -0.01 | 63 | 49 |





