








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 513 | 36% |
| Smokes | 250 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 475 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 196 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $227,719 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gæmer | 71% | 35 |
| #2 | cccuuu | 61% | 61 |
| #3 | binjak | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | W1z | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | R1mchar | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gæmer | 71% | 35 |
| #2 | cccuuu | 61% | 61 |
| #3 | binjak | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | W1z | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | R1mchar | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W1z | 35 | 0.0343 |
| #2 | cccuuu | 21 | 0.0174 |
| #3 | Gæmer | 6 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | binjak | 4 | 0.0212 |
| #5 | R1mchar | 2 | 0.0163 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cccuuu | 135 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Gæmer | 66 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | W1z | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | binjak | 26 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | R1mchar | 18 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cccuuu | +4.39 | 64 | 53 |
| #2 | binjak | +1.93 | 60 | 50 |
| #3 | Gæmer | +1.71 | 39 | 46 |
| #4 | Izolda | +0.34 | 66 | 43 |
| #5 | W1z | -0.19 | 63 | 45 |





