








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Wingman | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




188 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8192 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5505 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1709 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 5528 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,680,198 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6645 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im not hacking | 50% | 206 |
| #2 | ThatNinja | 47% | 430 |
| #3 | Jaded | 46% | 74 |
| #4 | iLikeEmYoung | 44% | 174 |
| #5 | kaden | 42% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaden | +5.19 | 92 | 67 |
| #2 | ᵈᵃᵐᵉ☾ | +2.74 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | ThatNinja | +2.19 | 48 | 59 |
| #4 | Jaded | +0.95 | 37 | 31 |
| #5 | im not hacking | +0.74 | 56 | 49 |





