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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 77 | 42% |
| Smokes | 22 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 60 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 25 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $78,323 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b_mbyz | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | WOLFSEGGS | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Nico | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Pastrysal | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b_mbyz | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | WOLFSEGGS | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Nico | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Pastrysal | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nico | 5 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Pastrysal | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | b_mbyz | 1 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | WOLFSEGGS | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b_mbyz | 62 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #2 | Pastrysal | 35 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | WOLFSEGGS | 24 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nico | 22 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOLFSEGGS | +2.15 | 66 | 47 |
| #2 | Nico | +1.67 | 46 | 28 |
| #3 | b_mbyz | +1.32 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | Kryptycon | -0.61 | 35 | 25 |
| #5 | Pastrysal | -1.76 | 41 | 50 |





