








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 925 | 33% |
| Smokes | 808 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 495 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 549 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $331,525 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaGirl | 49% | 86 |
| #2 | Primaral | 44% | 89 |
| #3 | Yianni Demetrius | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Klicks | 36% | 36 |
| #5 | YXN | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaGirl | 49% | 86 |
| #2 | Primaral | 44% | 89 |
| #3 | Yianni Demetrius | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Klicks | 36% | 36 |
| #5 | YXN | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaGirl | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Primaral | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Klicks | 6 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | YXN | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Yianni Demetrius | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Primaral | 319 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | BabaGirl | 222 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Yianni Demetrius | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | YXN | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Klicks | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaGirl | +6.82 | 74 | 49 |
| #2 | Yianni Demetrius | +1.40 | 75 | 28 |
| #3 | Primaral | -0.25 | 48 | 51 |
| #4 | Klicks | -0.91 | 19 | 20 |
| #5 | Moses | -2.05 | 31 | 39 |





