








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2985 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1248 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1292 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1325 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,213 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klicks | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | BabaGirl | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Yianni Demetrius | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Moses | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | YXN | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moses | 179 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | BabaGirl | 155 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Yianni Demetrius | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Klicks | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | YXN | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaGirl | +6.29 | 75 | 50 |
| #2 | Klicks | +0.53 | 24 | 27 |
| #3 | Primaral | +0.50 | 52 | 52 |
| #4 | Yianni Demetrius | +0.35 | 67 | 41 |
| #5 | Moses | -1.63 | 32 | 42 |





