








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1476 | 37% |
| Smokes | 586 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1564 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 322 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $689,225 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 978 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yianni Demetrius | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Klicks | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Primaral | 54% | 65 |
| #4 | Moses | 49% | 86 |
| #5 | YXN | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yianni Demetrius | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Klicks | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Primaral | 54% | 65 |
| #4 | Moses | 49% | 86 |
| #5 | YXN | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moses | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Primaral | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Klicks | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Yianni Demetrius | 2 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | YXN | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Primaral | 257 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | Moses | 183 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Yianni Demetrius | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | YXN | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Klicks | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaGirl | +5.33 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | Yianni Demetrius | +0.56 | 75 | 32 |
| #3 | Klicks | -0.09 | 19 | 25 |
| #4 | Primaral | -1.58 | 49 | 48 |
| #5 | Moses | -2.41 | 29 | 37 |





