








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1103 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2116 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1377 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1924 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,319,551 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weedhoven | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | nokimmo | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Samila | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | soikka | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | TsingisVaan | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herra WO | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | RedWorm21 | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Deathie | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Springi | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | RapaSorsa | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herra WO | 313 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | TsingisVaan | 278 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | Deathie | 165 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Springi | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | RapaSorsa | 83 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soikka | +4.87 | 74 | 61 |
| #2 | TsingisVaan | +2.61 | 33 | 66 |
| #3 | palvaren | +1.90 | 53 | 53 |
| #4 | Deathie | +1.28 | 55 | 74 |
| #5 | Samila | +0.86 | 34 | 47 |





