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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 796 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1480 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 819 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1274 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,359 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herra WO | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | TsingisVaan | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Samila | 2 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | _Shark_ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | バッグ | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsingisVaan | 98 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Herra WO | 79 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | _Shark_ | 39 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Deathie | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | バッグ | 30 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Detru | +2.49 | 66 | 50 |
| #2 | TsingisVaan | +1.80 | 34 | 65 |
| #3 | Samila | +1.55 | 23 | 37 |
| #4 | RapaSorsa | +0.31 | 38 | 69 |
| #5 | Deathie | -0.08 | 50 | 78 |





