








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1155 | 31% |
| Smokes | 864 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 917 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 741 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $279,808 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mc Rambo | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | vomit | 53% | 150 |
| #3 | niso | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Joonas | 49% | 57 |
| #5 | seppo | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonas | 19 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | vomit | 16 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Herrarar | 14 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Tobbe | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | seppo | 3 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vomit | 594 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | Joonas | 226 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tobbe | 139 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Herrarar | 107 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Masa | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seppo | +4.43 | 89 | 50 |
| #2 | vomit | +3.88 | 90 | 64 |
| #3 | Joonas | +2.95 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | Masa | +2.50 | 93 | 49 |
| #5 | Mc Rambo | +1.45 | 46 | 65 |





