








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,386 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1268 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1383 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 922 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 813 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $806,866 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DraWoX 💲 Buying Skins 💲 | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Lewanilson | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Rebbelz | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | szns | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | bark bark | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rebbelz | 27 | 0.0271 |
| #2 | DraWoX 💲 Buying Skins 💲 | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | bark bark | 5 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | szns | 5 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | Mr. Pato | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bark bark | 106 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Rebbelz | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | DraWoX 💲 Buying Skins 💲 | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mr. Pato | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | szns | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Pato | +3.66 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | szns | +2.23 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | Zyks | +0.61 | 59 | 52 |
| #4 | bark bark | +0.39 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | DraWoX 💲 Buying Skins 💲 | -0.52 | 50 | 57 |





