








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2104 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3660 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3683 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3658 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,385,580 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miguel Gaitas Cowboy | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | R4SG4KU | 53% | 174 |
| #3 | DJ Coxas de Flango | 52% | 67 |
| #4 | Anatola Trubinada | 52% | 167 |
| #5 | T1 Survivor | 52% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anatola Trubinada | +3.81 | 56 | 67 |
| #2 | R4SG4KU | +0.16 | 34 | 62 |
| #3 | Lewanilson | +0.10 | 36 | 58 |
| #4 | T1 Survivor | -0.45 | 48 | 63 |
| #5 | Miguel Gaitas Cowboy | -0.97 | 58 | 52 |





