








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2197 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2857 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1860 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2291 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,476,181 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bOMI | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | h1n1ok | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | RayBB | 65% | 43 |
| #4 | CyBer Sh0t | 64% | 106 |
| #5 | 鳴子しょうきち | 62% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CyBer Sh0t | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Fung | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | bOMI | 4 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Where is Jerry | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | 鳴子しょうきち | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RayBB | +5.89 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | hai1y | +3.15 | 88 | 51 |
| #3 | bOMI | +3.00 | 85 | 53 |
| #4 | 鳴子しょうきち | +1.88 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | CyBer Sh0t | +0.27 | 56 | 67 |





