








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 222 matches | ||
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10900 | 35% |
| Smokes | 9912 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4779 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5301 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,102,438 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itsuki | 70% | 54 |
| #2 | <μ's> Rin.Hoshizora | 68% | 74 |
| #3 | hai1y | 65% | 171 |
| #4 | bcar | 65% | 80 |
| #5 | CyBer Sh0t | 63% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | sudo rm -rf / | 54% | 101 |
| #18 | DavisWai | 51% | 214 |
| #19 | 咁係因為你悲觀 | 51% | 87 |
| #20 | peupew | 50% | 66 |
| #21 | Lok2 | 47% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fung | 20 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | CrossJai2 | 19 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | DavisWai | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Hasta La Vista, Baby | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | BonoZzz | 7 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonoZzz | 1248 | 0.16 | 33 min |
| #2 | CyBer Sh0t | 936 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #3 | Fung | 723 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #4 | Hasta La Vista, Baby | 695 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #5 | CrossJai2 | 579 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RayBB | +4.69 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | 小野田さかみち. | +3.76 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | <μ's> Rin.Hoshizora | +3.26 | 92 | 62 |
| #4 | 鳴子しょうきち | +3.19 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | bOMI | +3.09 | 82 | 52 |





