








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 940 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5402 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4482 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4201 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3685 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3980 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $784,299 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | AlexxT | 60% | 47 |
| #10 | 鳴子しょうきち | 59% | 79 |
| #11 | bcar | 59% | 140 |
| #12 | hai1y | 55% | 73 |
| #13 | ET | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RayBB | +3.89 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | bOMI | +3.04 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | hai1y | +0.57 | 88 | 55 |
| #4 | 鳴子しょうきち | +0.34 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | bcar | -0.80 | 73 | 61 |





