








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




191 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7004 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7855 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6470 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4723 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3164 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,041,319 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Všemocňák! | 55% | 42 |
| #7 | Kisn | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | lightningshock | 48% | 44 |
| #9 | Kofalo | 46% | 35 |
| #10 | Himeno 🔥 👅 | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kisn | +3.47 | 86 | 41 |
| #2 | wave | +2.56 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | KORTY | +1.95 | 89 | 57 |
| #4 | Všemocňák! | +1.89 | 48 | 13 |
| #5 | Alex⛤ | +1.62 | 79 | 57 |





