








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4013 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2589 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2457 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2467 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,576,820 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 989 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KromoSonni | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | 165cm boy | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | Hampster<33 | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | KiViStÄäKö | 51% | 71 |
| #5 | Banuz | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hampster<33 | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | KiViStÄäKö | 51% | 71 |
| #5 | Banuz | 50% | 30 |
| #6 | 2fat | 47% | 184 |
| #7 | Millert | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2fat | 37 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | KromoSonni | 6 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | 165cm boy | 6 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | Millert | 5 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | KiViStÄäKö | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2fat | 1064 | 0.28 | 26 min |
| #2 | Millert | 260 | 0.43 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hampster<33 | 236 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | KiViStÄäKö | 95 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | 165cm boy | 58 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Banuz | +1.81 | 62 | 57 |
| #2 | KiViStÄäKö | +1.12 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | 2fat | +1.12 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | Hampster<33 | +0.91 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | PaMpPuMiEsS | -0.24 | 57 | 62 |





