








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 843 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 385 matches | ||
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Wingman | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7633 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5222 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3373 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5654 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,979,890 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 840 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Alanizer7 | 57% | 157 |
| #3 | P1000 | 56% | 66 |
| #4 | dr. perky | 54% | 308 |
| #5 | xpanddoge | 51% | 49 |
| #6 | g1n | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1000 | +1.84 | 77 | 44 |
| #2 | 「reaper」 | +1.81 | 85 | 56 |
| #3 | xpanddoge | +0.99 | 62 | 68 |
| #4 | Alanizer7 | +0.52 | 69 | 45 |
| #5 | dr. perky | +0.02 | 71 | 54 |





