








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3163 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3658 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2648 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2937 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $829,596 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ☆TESTOPETO☆ | 52% | 64 |
| #10 | MIRELLA LOVER | 50% | 18 |
| #11 | King Ode | 48% | 48 |
| #12 | Linkka | 32% | 19 |
| #13 | daNbee | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eki | 535 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | MrSuperrs | 154 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #3 | ☆TESTOPETO☆ | 138 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | King Ode | 126 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | g | 80 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g | +2.09 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | lastenohjaaja | +1.91 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | hämrär | +1.38 | 91 | 72 |
| #4 | MrSuperrs | +1.26 | 85 | 77 |
| #5 | eki | +0.56 | 83 | 65 |





