








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7356 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6601 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4876 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5258 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,543,593 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 679 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MIKO | 63% | 91 |
| #3 | Tunge | 55% | 115 |
| #4 | ☆TESTOPETO☆ | 53% | 110 |
| #5 | lastenohjaaja | 52% | 180 |
| #6 | Nailou | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lastenohjaaja | +1.77 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | eki | +1.41 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | ☆TESTOPETO☆ | +1.09 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | MIKO | -1.09 | 58 | 16 |
| #5 | Nailou | -1.37 | 58 | 60 |





