








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 372 | 14% |
| Smokes | 615 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1044 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 587 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $628,164 of utility $258 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪akaza | 50% | 64 |
| #2 | purple | 49% | 63 |
| #3 | ayati- | 46% | 102 |
| #4 | GOMA | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Raincoat | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raincoat | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | purple | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | GOMA | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | 筋肉CHINPOバトル | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raincoat | 199 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | ayati- | 193 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | purple | 178 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | ✪akaza | 135 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | 河野太郎 | 57 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪akaza | +2.37 | 71 | 46 |
| #2 | GOMA | +1.55 | 50 | 48 |
| #3 | 河野太郎 | +1.34 | 71 | 43 |
| #4 | purple | +0.89 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | Raincoat | +0.75 | 89 | 51 |





