








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4000 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3794 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1461 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2091 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,230,340 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | purple | 54% | 167 |
| #2 | ✪akaza | 54% | 217 |
| #3 | 筋肉CHINPOバトル | 52% | 66 |
| #4 | GOMA | 51% | 61 |
| #5 | Raincoat | 48% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raincoat | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | purple | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Zekamashi | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | 筋肉CHINPOバトル | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | ✪akaza | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 河野太郎 | +2.03 | 76 | 44 |
| #2 | ✪akaza | +1.87 | 68 | 47 |
| #3 | purple | +1.43 | 62 | 65 |
| #4 | GOMA | +0.92 | 55 | 52 |
| #5 | 筋肉CHINPOバトル | +0.90 | 74 | 43 |





