








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11424 | 47% |
| Smokes | 3328 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 5451 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3860 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,775 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | derek | 66% | 86 |
| #2 | very good game! | 62% | 47 |
| #3 | Malik Anderson | 53% | 138 |
| #4 | (u_u) | 46% | 328 |
| #5 | kip | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | very good game! | +8.83 | 99 | 20 |
| #2 | derek | +6.29 | 89 | 15 |
| #3 | ༄ؘ ۪۪۫۫ emosunshiine *+: | +2.74 | 54 | 46 |
| #4 | Malik Anderson | +1.36 | 89 | 48 |
| #5 | nate | +0.58 | 64 | 50 |





