








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1043 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1528 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1233 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1293 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1251 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,654 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .diller | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | mO | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | rondadon | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | shax | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .diller | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | mO | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | rondadon | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | shax | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .diller | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rondadon | 186 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | shax | 39 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #3 | mO | 25 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | .diller | 22 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .diller | +1.80 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | lanimal - neuer acc | +0.01 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | mO | -0.43 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | rondadon | -0.78 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | shax | -0.90 | 74 | 57 |





