








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 525 matches | ||
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12309 | 33% |
| Smokes | 11305 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5565 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 8259 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,529,286 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 686 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kraken | 58% | 59 |
| #2 | Pekora | 55% | 89 |
| #3 | ZUTOMAYO | 52% | 545 |
| #4 | Killzs | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | Kima | 49% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ZUTOMAYO | 52% | 545 |
| #4 | Killzs | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | Kima | 49% | 144 |
| #6 | bố mày | 47% | 209 |
| #7 | N3g3v Doge | 41% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZUTOMAYO | 51 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | N3g3v Doge | 22 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | bố mày | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Kima | 14 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Pekora | 13 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZUTOMAYO | 1509 | 0.13 | 44 min |
| #2 | bố mày | 1495 | 0.35 | 32 min |
| #3 | N3g3v Doge | 511 | 0.31 | 14 min |
| #4 | Kima | 501 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #5 | Pekora | 154 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /\bov<3/\verag<3Minh | +1.34 | 48 | 64 |
| #2 | Killzs | +0.85 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | ZUTOMAYO | +0.81 | 36 | 65 |
| #4 | Kima | +0.72 | 51 | 57 |
| #5 | Pekora | -0.54 | 50 | 50 |





