








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2403 | 40% |
| Smokes | 175 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 1579 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1913 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $166,078 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOFFEE19 | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Emi Martínez | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | bố mày | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | lemonduckie | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Joker | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /\bov<3/\verag<3Minh | 16 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | ZUTOMAYO | 15 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | hunkychun1z | 8 | 0.0260 |
| #4 | lemonduckie | 6 | 0.0167 |
| #5 | HSL最強 | 5 | 0.0243 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOFFEE19 | +5.11 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | Joker | +4.80 | 51 | 71 |
| #3 | /\bov<3/\verag<3Minh | +3.31 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | hunkychun1z | +3.25 | 86 | 39 |
| #5 | ZUTOMAYO | +1.70 | 40 | 60 |





