








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2211 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2643 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 603 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 1955 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $943,274 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /\bov<3/\verag<3Minh | 17 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | ZUTOMAYO | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | bố mày | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | kraken | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Pekora | 7 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bố mày | 1089 | 0.37 | 24 min |
| #2 | /\bov<3/\verag<3Minh | 759 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #3 | ZUTOMAYO | 403 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | kraken | 234 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Pekora | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kima | +1.84 | 55 | 57 |
| #2 | /\bov<3/\verag<3Minh | +1.42 | 44 | 66 |
| #3 | ZUTOMAYO | +1.17 | 39 | 67 |
| #4 | kraken | +0.01 | 56 | 36 |
| #5 | Pekora | -1.07 | 51 | 52 |





