








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 799 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3414 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3300 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3116 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2507 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,258 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arcey | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | Chonne | 53% | 79 |
| #3 | xn | 47% | 157 |
| #4 | ABU BANDIT | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arcey | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | Chonne | 53% | 79 |
| #3 | xn | 47% | 157 |
| #4 | ABU BANDIT | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xn | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ABU BANDIT | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Arcey | 4 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xn | 630 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | Chonne | 105 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Arcey | 59 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | ABU BANDIT | 16 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morty | +0.84 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | xn | +0.65 | 71 | 61 |
| #3 | ABU BANDIT | +0.53 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | Arcey | +0.37 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | Chonne | -0.05 | 82 | 66 |





