








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 38 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3787 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3316 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2194 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3019 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $587,921 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1568 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EetMeSok | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | Gingk0 | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | PoMo | 70% | 30 |
| #4 | Carsten | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | dvlop | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Gingk0 | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | PoMo | 70% | 30 |
| #4 | Carsten | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | dvlop | 56% | 18 |
| #6 | zwizu. | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EetMeSok | 5 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | PoMo | 4 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Carsten | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoMo | 115 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Gingk0 | 107 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | Carsten | 85 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | EetMeSok | 60 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | dvlop | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoMo | +5.27 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | Gingk0 | +4.63 | 78 | 69 |
| #3 | EetMeSok | +3.32 | 90 | 53 |
| #4 | FrshNL | +2.37 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | zwizu. | +0.22 | 82 | 27 |





