








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 522 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 138 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4163 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5014 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5946 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6000 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,108,139 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 827 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuanitOO💔︻芫一一 | 69% | 52 |
| #2 | Quim_Justiça | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | /Azer1th | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | Cfigures | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | ٭٭ VODKA_Drunker ٭٭ | 57% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuhadiB | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | ٭٭ VODKA_Drunker ٭٭ | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | RuanitOO💔︻芫一一 | 9 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | susss | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | FalleN Da Wish | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KraNoX | +2.56 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | susss | +1.60 | 73 | 72 |
| #3 | RuanitOO💔︻芫一一 | +1.09 | 55 | 74 |
| #4 | FalleN Da Wish | +0.95 | 80 | 53 |
| #5 | /Azer1th | +0.14 | 79 | 68 |





