








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Wingman | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,634 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4701 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5208 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5064 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4661 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $727,877 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | lmfao | 50% | 40 |
| #9 | FalleN Da Wish | 50% | 112 |
| #10 | susss | 49% | 109 |
| #11 | 𝗞𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗜 | 47% | 156 |
| #12 | KraNoX | 41% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuhadiB | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | FalleN Da Wish | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | PT:.MOOSE18 | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | susss | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | KraNoX | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuhadiB | 501 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | susss | 419 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | ٭٭ VODKA_Drunker ٭٭ | 225 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | FalleN Da Wish | 186 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | 𝗞𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗜 | 178 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hanziny | +1.92 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | FalleN Da Wish | +1.36 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | KraNoX | +1.34 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | susss | +1.12 | 68 | 72 |
| #5 | Carl Cox | +0.51 | 45 | 56 |





