








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1010 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 940 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13627 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9901 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 10020 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9799 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,422,096 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1834 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rogamer | 60% | 125 |
| #2 | ٭٭ VODKA_Drunker ٭٭ | 58% | 197 |
| #3 | front3x | 58% | 133 |
| #4 | |ÑTENSPAMIM| 🆂🅸🆁🅾🅷🅸♦ | 56% | 55 |
| #5 | MuhadiB | 56% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr1mal | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | MuhadiB | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | MajiD | 13 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Rogamer | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ٭٭ VODKA_Drunker ٭٭ | 7 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esquerdo | 995 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | Pr1mal | 673 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | MuhadiB | 575 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | Rogamer | 536 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #5 | ٭٭ VODKA_Drunker ٭٭ | 524 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | front3x | +2.72 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | Pr1mal | +2.15 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | FalleN Da Wish | +1.59 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | susss | +1.18 | 72 | 71 |
| #5 | KraNoX | +1.14 | 84 | 55 |





