








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2401 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2142 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2218 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2223 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,187,749 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | katti | 68% | 37 |
| #2 | Stubanaattor | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ 在家嗎Riisinkylväjä | 55% | 64 |
| #4 | ˢᵘᵖᵃʷʰᶦᵗᵉ | 53% | 174 |
| #5 | mudder fugger | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ˢᵘᵖᵃʷʰᶦᵗᵉ | 53% | 174 |
| #5 | mudder fugger | 53% | 30 |
| #6 | irenic | 52% | 33 |
| #7 | ☭AkkaC | 50% | 56 |
| #8 | Haitari | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˢᵘᵖᵃʷʰᶦᵗᵉ | 25 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | ☭AkkaC | 10 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | katti | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ 在家嗎Riisinkylväjä | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Haitari | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˢᵘᵖᵃʷʰᶦᵗᵉ | 891 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #2 | irenic | 225 | 0.33 | 6 min |
| #3 | ☭AkkaC | 218 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ 在家嗎Riisinkylväjä | 152 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | katti | 117 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | katti | +4.63 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | mudder fugger | +3.92 | 86 | 64 |
| #3 | ˢᵘᵖᵃʷʰᶦᵗᵉ | +0.95 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | multitalent | +0.68 | 79 | 55 |
| #5 | ☭AkkaC | +0.58 | 75 | 64 |





