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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2301 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2902 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2046 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3023 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,472,636 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Stubanaattor | 58% | 151 |
| #4 | ☭AkkaC | 58% | 146 |
| #5 | ˢᵘᵖᵃʷʰᶦᵗᵉ | 57% | 222 |
| #6 | multitalent | 55% | 64 |
| #7 | Haitari | 55% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˢᵘᵖᵃʷʰᶦᵗᵉ | 30 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | ☭AkkaC | 25 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Stubanaattor | 15 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Haitari | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | multitalent | 7 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˢᵘᵖᵃʷʰᶦᵗᵉ | 987 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #2 | ☭AkkaC | 420 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Stubanaattor | 319 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | katti | 187 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Haitari | 147 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | katti | +4.92 | 93 | 67 |
| #2 | ☭AkkaC | +2.75 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | ˢᵘᵖᵃʷʰᶦᵗᵉ | +1.78 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Stubanaattor | +0.41 | 62 | 69 |
| #5 | multitalent | +0.38 | 79 | 52 |





