








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 118 | 25% |
| Smokes | 132 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 98 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 125 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $37,766 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toxic- | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Ghost | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | BOB | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | n1kolai. | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | x1clyde | 69% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toxic- | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Ghost | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | BOB | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | n1kolai. | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | x1clyde | 69% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1clyde | 2 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | n1kolai. | 1 | 0.0149 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1clyde | 46 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | n1kolai. | 8 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | BOB | 6 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ghost | 3 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | toxic- | 3 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB | +5.78 | 89 | 41 |
| #2 | toxic- | +2.75 | 78 | 86 |
| #3 | x1clyde | +2.17 | 77 | 49 |
| #4 | Ghost | -0.43 | 61 | 42 |
| #5 | Bommas | -0.68 | 41 | 47 |





