








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1738 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 584 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9361 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9398 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8927 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9394 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $686,725 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 680 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | byJUSTIICE | 71% | 68 |
| #7 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 70% | 43 |
| #8 | (EMPY) | 68% | 120 |
| #9 | Fhuesoga | 68% | 121 |
| #10 | Split | 67% | 410 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demi | 47 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Split | 18 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Fhuesoga | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | (EMPY) | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | blake | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demi | 1728 | 0.20 | 53 min |
| #2 | Split | 890 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #3 | Fhuesoga | 493 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #4 | blake | 323 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | byJUSTIICE | 323 | 0.26 | 9 min |





