








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1742 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 528 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 184 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4139 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4705 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5821 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3725 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,499,704 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 605 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ich1nose- | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | Demi | 71% | 79 |
| #3 | Tex | 68% | 120 |
| #4 | Split | 66% | 86 |
| #5 | White Room- | 死 | 65% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | White Room- | 死 | 65% | 68 |
| #6 | RacerOuse | 55% | 132 |
| #7 | FALKE FRANCHU | 54% | 91 |
| #8 | bLuE ♥ a r y ☆ | 50% | 56 |
| #9 | Reizz | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RacerOuse | 17 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | FALKE FRANCHU | 12 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Demi | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Tex | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | bLuE ♥ a r y ☆ | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tex | 436 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | RacerOuse | 335 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | White Room- | 死 | 313 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | Demi | 275 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | FALKE FRANCHU | 228 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tex | +2.96 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | (EMPY) | +2.56 | 89 | 49 |
| #3 | White Room- | 死 | +2.51 | 74 | 52 |
| #4 | ich1nose- | +1.83 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | Demi | +1.41 | 88 | 83 |





