








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 34 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 221 | 8% |
| Smokes | 607 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 721 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1106 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $450,248 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 宮脇 咲良 | 55% | 110 |
| #2 | Benchamin Blümchen | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Bocchi | 51% | 147 |
| #4 | Alex501Trooper | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | exce | 48% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Benchamin Blümchen | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Bocchi | 51% | 147 |
| #4 | Alex501Trooper | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | exce | 48% | 113 |
| #6 | kaggerkasten | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 宮脇 咲良 | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Bocchi | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | exce | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Alex501Trooper | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bocchi | 233 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Alex501Trooper | 159 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | 宮脇 咲良 | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | exce | 129 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Benchamin Blümchen | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 宮脇 咲良 | +0.66 | 36 | 47 |
| #2 | Bocchi | +0.64 | 43 | 59 |
| #3 | exce | -0.00 | 51 | 41 |
| #4 | Benchamin Blümchen | -0.16 | 53 | 44 |
| #5 | kaggerkasten | -0.35 | 86 | 25 |





