








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 566 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1186 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1458 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 328 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $477,375 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 417 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rufusss7 | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Bocchi | 55% | 84 |
| #3 | Akumi | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | exce | 48% | 145 |
| #5 | 宮脇 咲良 | 46% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Akumi | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | exce | 48% | 145 |
| #5 | 宮脇 咲良 | 46% | 94 |
| #6 | kaggerkasten | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | Alex501Trooper | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 宮脇 咲良 | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Bocchi | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | exce | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Akumi | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exce | 167 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | Bocchi | 148 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Alex501Trooper | 142 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #4 | 宮脇 咲良 | 91 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | rufusss7 | 17 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rufusss7 | +9.98 | 94 | 62 |
| #2 | Bocchi | +0.69 | 39 | 59 |
| #3 | Benchamin Blümchen | +0.15 | 58 | 46 |
| #4 | exce | -0.25 | 50 | 39 |
| #5 | Akumi | -0.59 | 26 | 25 |





