








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 27 | 2% |
| Smokes | 228 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 805 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 630 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $192,384 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Queen Dahyun | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Bocchi | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | Akumi | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Benchamin Blümchen | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | 宮脇 咲良 | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Akumi | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Benchamin Blümchen | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | 宮脇 咲良 | 43% | 40 |
| #6 | exce | 42% | 74 |
| #7 | Alex501Trooper | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exce | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | 宮脇 咲良 | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Queen Dahyun | 1 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex501Trooper | 159 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #2 | exce | 68 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | 宮脇 咲良 | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bocchi | 41 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Akumi | 15 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Queen Dahyun | +3.64 | 65 | 41 |
| #2 | Bocchi | +1.33 | 40 | 66 |
| #3 | 宮脇 咲良 | +1.23 | 42 | 48 |
| #4 | exce | +0.01 | 47 | 41 |
| #5 | kaggerkasten | -0.41 | 84 | 30 |





