








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6855 | 45% |
| Smokes | 4473 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2590 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1192 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $520,835 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ian-X © | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | jurumito | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | AVC | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | Dextrosa (Dextin pero bueno) | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | Felix el Gato | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 60Hz ropz | 6 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Weed & Beer | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | insaniBeer | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | _DarK | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Dextrosa (Dextin pero bueno) | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | insaniBeer | 438 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #2 | Điego | 288 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | 60Hz ropz | 158 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Weed & Beer | 151 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | AVC | 137 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jurumito | +2.16 | 62 | 69 |
| #2 | El Wason BB | +1.98 | 67 | 50 |
| #3 | sVM * + | +1.35 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | _DarK | +1.16 | 48 | 70 |
| #5 | 60Hz ropz | +0.38 | 71 | 73 |





