








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5160 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1024 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 2722 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3040 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,260,726 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ipox | 55 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Szadeł | 34 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | majima gaming | 33 | 0.0143 |
| #4 | Opria | 17 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | olx4n | 15 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Opria | 792 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | olx4n | 323 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ipox | 288 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Miecieks | 264 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wideleczek | 233 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Opria | +5.97 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | olx4n | +3.37 | 66 | 42 |
| #3 | Skashi | +1.30 | 39 | 47 |
| #4 | majima gaming | +0.16 | 24 | 17 |
| #5 | Ipox | -2.22 | 23 | 30 |





