








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4855 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2883 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5359 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3514 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,673,894 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ipox | 44 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | Skashi | 27 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | CHARLES OLIVIERA | 26 | 0.0149 |
| #4 | Szadeł | 23 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | majima gaming | 21 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skashi | 846 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | olx4n | 377 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ipox | 181 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Miecieks | 178 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wideleczek | 150 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Opria | +4.67 | 62 | 56 |
| #2 | olx4n | +2.71 | 67 | 43 |
| #3 | Skashi | +0.73 | 35 | 46 |
| #4 | CHARLES OLIVIERA | +0.06 | 36 | 34 |
| #5 | majima gaming | -1.70 | 21 | 15 |





