








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 652 | 24% |
| Smokes | 787 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 723 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 581 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $719,146 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ipox | 36 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | Skashi | 21 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | majima gaming | 16 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Szadeł | 15 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | olx4n | 12 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skashi | 674 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | Opria | 477 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Ipox | 179 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | olx4n | 176 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Miecieks | 138 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Opria | +6.47 | 65 | 56 |
| #2 | olx4n | +4.04 | 67 | 42 |
| #3 | Skashi | +1.80 | 41 | 47 |
| #4 | majima gaming | +0.44 | 22 | 14 |
| #5 | Ipox | -2.33 | 21 | 27 |





